My oh my...what a way to shuffle off the mortal coil.
First he tries to hang himself from a bridge...
He falls and survives...
He slits his wrists while lying on the dry riverbed...
A byciclist runs him over.....
A famous artist once said that a perfect suicide is the ultimate work of art. I think suiciders should do it with style.
Here some ideas for those that would contemplate ending their life with a bit of style:
1. Ride a black stallion through the gates of the White House.
2. Get on the most packed plane you can and yell "I have a bomb"!
2. Lay on the altar of the grandest Catholic church you can find and inflict many cuts on yourself, so that your blood flows down the marble steps.
3. Sell everything you own and empty your bank account to buy the hottest car you can find, then burn the last of your clothes and drive it naked... into hell.
4. Allow a bear or a big cat to rape you to death.
5. Cut off pieces of yourself until there's nothing left.
This guy should have read my post before deciding to go the way he did.
Read on for the whole stupid and sad end to one person's life:
Article: News - Man attempting to hang himself falls, dies
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