Ok...So....Scrappy hasn't had any big adventures lately..except for almost being buried under my xmas tree (every time she knocks it over...which is at least 2 times a day!!)....but our little "Frosty the Snowman" at the Marriott where I work just got back from HIS big adventure....ok so you want an explanation?? Here goes....
My boss Doris comes into work this morning to find her cute little "Frosty Tree Topper" gone from the top of our Lobby xmas tree.....the decorations on the tree are her personal ones from her house (due to her impending winter move to her new "ranch" in the country..she had decided not to put up a tree at home this year and so brought in her decorations for our "lobby tree"). Who in the hell would take a cute little tree ornamant (that is not their property to begin with) is beyond me. Needless to say, Doris was livid....and I dont blame her. Those decorations were not cheap.
So an APB went out on "Frosty" throughout the hotel and through the day there was no luck in finding her little snowman. Numerous associates tried "joking" with Doris throughout the day and tried to inject a little humor into the loss but she wasnt having it. As soon as I got in, I asked her how her day was (as I usually do) and she replied "Fine...untill I got here!" and then proceeded to tell me about Frosty's dissapearnce. At one point during the day, a Front Desk associate called her to say "Frosty" had been found...and then when she told Doris "Not really...just kidding ha ha"...Doris gave her the look that would make the meanest person cry...(if you know Doris...you would know that look). So...Doris left and "Frosty" was officially a runaway snowman.
Well, right after she walked out the door, the Front Desk called to tell me that "Frosty" had been found in a guest's room. She also called and left a message on Doris' home phone (this was the same associate who had teased her earlier with saying he had been found) and she heard her voice and deleted the message...anf then there was a message from me right after saying the "runaway" had been found.....so she calls me back and asks if I was serious......I said "Would I kid you about something like that??!!"......so.......
.........Frosty is back from his big adventure...he hasnt melted, all his body parts are intact....hopefully no one took any sexual gratification with his innards and all is well again. What a day to be a "plastic snowman" ha??
PS: Doris has put out a reward for the caprute and prosecution of those responsible for his kidnapping. A free meal awaits the person that brings this "criminal" to justice!!
That's my story and I'm stickin to it!!
Happy Saturday.......
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